UGK!!! Girls of Flavor of Love

 

Though I realize the show Flavor of Love objectifies and degrades women, and probably sets blacks back about ten years-I must admit that up until now I found it quite entertaining. But now I find myself extremely disappointed, mainly by the casting of the aging, semi-celebrity’s show. After weeks of watching my girl friends gawk over the men of I love New York, I just thought for sure Flav was going to have something for the guys, but how wrong did he prove me to be. The show started off terrible with the internet picking out the worst candidates since the show began, and even after he cut those girls, there still remained only a house full of hot messes, a freak show at best. Let’s see what we have at this point: A set of twins with gaps the size of two teeth, and how did they manage to be two different sizes? We also have chi, or “Dragon Breath” who can be properly described as the epitome of ignorance, proud to be loud, we have the scandal-who knew Miami was being set up but chose not to say anything, but it was probably for the best because Flav always let’s his penis talk him into picking the finest woman knowing full well she isn’t going to stay with him. Why? You know why-that is one ugly ma..thin..IT! Flav so ugly, one who never saw him could point him out! “Oh that has got to be the ugly nigga ya’ll been talkin’ about!” {you’ll catch that in the morning } and is anybody catching this hairdo? The one where his hair is standing straight up with the different colors and glitter? Or the one in which his hair is shaped like horns? Now this is just getting ridiculous, is this not a freak show? And the crazy thing is, while we are laughing at them, white people are laughing at us and building new stereotypes from this propaganda. Well, I at least hope that through bringing in this cast of…uhm…ladies? Not quite, they will find someone that will stick with Flav. I just hope she they can’t have kids; lord knows we don’t need Flav making anymore babies.